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It's a good kitteh that asks teh awkward questions, like, Why Is Daddy in a Dress?

I think the whole LOLCATS trend is over. Is it? You know, I actually have no idea. I just haven’t heard much in the way of one asking if they can has chezburgah. Maybe the trend died out. Maybe those … Continue reading

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Rocky III USB Flash Drives

I will admit to this: I have never seen an entire Rocky movie. I’ve seen bits and pieces, and I do know the most recent one sucks. I Netflixed it but only made it through 45mins. Couldn’t do it. I’ve … Continue reading

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Motorized Ice Cream Cone

When i was younger and I would get sick, my mom would always bring me flat soda and hot soup. I got to spend the day in my parents’ bed watching TV. Usually, by the end of the day I … Continue reading

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Desperado Shot Glass Bandolier

At the Continental in Chicago on Friday night, shots were being purchased and taken at an alarming rate that rendered me bedridden until noon of the next day. Which was fine because Amanda and I were catching up with old … Continue reading

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The Heavy Metal Nutcracker

At certain times of the year, I turn my kitchen into a sort of lab or “test-kitchen” as it were, experimenting with new recipes I make up and basically just putting lots of things in the food processor to see … Continue reading

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5-for-1 Beer Glass / Bottle of Wine Glass

You know how annoying it gets pounding beers and having to keep getting up to get a fresh one? Sure you could pull the Dan Akroyd ala Coneheads trick and drink all six at once, but it’s slightly messy. Me? … Continue reading

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Tim the Enchanter Headgear

When I was in college, I dated this girl who loved Monty Python movies. I had never seen one of them and she quoted them constantly. It turned me off a bit, until I saw one of them. The quotes … Continue reading

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Hand Soap

Things that go bump in the night scare me. Whether it’s the mouse living under sink knocking over the Windex or the ceiling fan blowing papers off the living room table, it’s the little noises that not only keep me … Continue reading

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Custom Knives From Jays Knives

What is freedom? What does it really mean to you? Is it the rush you get of a free falling skydive? Is it hitting 150mph on an open road, no cops in sight? Is it watching Gossip Girl for 24 … Continue reading

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XGRINDZ Xtreme Snacks!!!!

I’m honestly trying to think of something clever to say here but I can’t stop laughing. How awesome are these things?!?!?!? XGrindz Xtreme Snacks!!!! ARGH!!! XXXXTREEEEEEEEEEEEME!!!!!! Yes. Yes. Yes. Check out the names of the flavors after the jump. My … Continue reading

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Eating in Your Car: BeltzBib

If it isn’t one thing, it’s another. Sometimes I can’t make up my mind when getting fast food. I will have the urge for cinnamon twists and a taco as well as a Frosty and chicken nuggets, so two stops … Continue reading

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For $500, you can own Blair's 16 Million | World's Hottest Hot Sauce

I had no idea that the Capsaicin crystal can kill you. In fact, I had no idea what it was up until yesterday. But some guy named Blair knew about it. And he put it in a hot sauce. And … Continue reading

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Organ Donor Dolls by David Foox

How I came across these Organ Donor Dolls ($15) is somewhat of an interesting story: I was tracking down some medical/health news stories to post up to my professional work blog when BAM! I see these. So I click on … Continue reading

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Gizmo Afternoon. Nerd Alert. DIY Mini Lamps and Lego Sunglasses

With more than just a little vested interest in cool tiny objects (see: Kid Robot collection and Mini M&M’s), I’m really quite taken with these DIY Mini Lamps ($26). It’s just something cool to occupy my hands with while in … Continue reading

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Manly Jelly Belly Flavors

War medal. Rattlesnake. Gravel. Coolant. Gun powder. Finally, the Jelly Belly company made some flavors that appeal to real men. Nothing tastes as sweet as Freedom, though. Unless it’s Stripper. Thanks, Manoverse.com.

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