That’ll do, Bono.

Remember when Bono started complaining that he still hasn’t found what he’s looking for? To be fair, U2 back then had a pretty solid catalog of music. Today, though? Whatever. Uno, dos, tres, catorce. (Side note: Bono apparently said he was drunk when he “wrote” that little intro. So maybe he’s actually kind of okay?)

Bono must not have had access to a Tile back in the day, because, if he did, he would have found what he was looking for, as it’s near impossible to lose something when it’s attached to a beacon.


If I had a dollar for every time I lost my keys somewhere in the house, I would have $100 I couldn’t find either. Or my wallet the next morning. It’s somewhere, and I will find it. But if there was an easier way to track down lost shit, that’d be swell. Luckily, there is, and it’s Tile.

Pretty easy to understand really – You get the Tile, attach it to whatever you don’t want to lose (house/car keys, dog collar, girlfriend’s car, your pants), download the Tile key finder app, sync that to your phone, and BAM. Instant finding-everything-whenever-ability.

Alright so here’s the best part about all this: I got an extra one of these Tiles, and it’s going to go to one of my readers that can’t remember where they left something important, too. Because we’re all in this together, guys, and I want to make sure you’re not waking up going, “Whoa where’d I leave whatever it is I wish I had right now.”

All you gotta do is leave a comment with something you would maybe attach a Tile too. No filter, bruh. Just say something like, “You know? A Tile stuffed in my wallet would’ve been amaze when I decided to throw the thing in the freezer after drinking that box of Chard…”

Get a Tile and save yourself from you.

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– WGP.


  1. Remember that time I requested a slew of U2 songs for the Will-controlled company play list? You were so nice to play them even though they made your ears bleed : ) And I could use one of those damn things. Keys.

  2. Whoa, sweet Monkey Paw coaster dude! I think I used to have one of those….. if only I could remember where I put it.

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